What can your rock do?
Nothing.
The only pet that doesn’t need you.
Your phone always wants something. Your rock never does.
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- Chatter2m agoYou have 47 unread messages.
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- ParcelPal21m agoYour parcel is on its way. And on its way. And on its way.
- The Wall34m ago3 people have seen your post.
- Reminders1h agoReminder: reminder.
Today: 143 notifications
- NixStein1 year agoYour rock is still there.
Today: 0
The only pet with no demands.
Your rock’s status
- Hunger100%
- Mood100%
- Energy100%
- Demands0%
The bars do not fill up. They were full before you looked.
No feeding. No walkies. No guilt.
Its stats are at 100%. Always.
It will not die while you are on holiday.
It will not die at all. It is a rock.
No ads. No subscription. No AI.
Just a rock. That is all.
It almost never calls.
And when it does: “Attention!” … “Oh, nothing.”
Features. In the broadest sense.
Talk
It listens. It replies. Mostly: “…”
Diary
One entry a day: “Lay there.”
Trade
Phones together, both confirm. It does not notice.
Eyes
Three included. It still sees nothing.
Stoneradar
Rocks nearby. Movement: none.
World map & journey
Where they all lie. Where yours has been. Carried.
Walks
Your steps: many. Its steps: 0.
The pile
There is no deleting. It simply lies elsewhere.
Stone Republic
The rock exchange. Live prices. Movement: none.
River pebble
PBBL €0.00
Granite
GRNT €0.00
Basalt
BSLT €0.00
Sandstone
SDST €0.00
Marble
MRBL €0.00
Flint
FLNT €0.00
Slate
SLTE €0.00
Obsidian
OBSD €0.00
Hagstone
HAGS €0.00
Lava rock
LAVA €0.00
You choose when you adopt. The price stays.
What a pet costs.
Hamster
approx. €300
in the first year. Lives 2 years.
Dog
approx. €1,500
a year. Wants to go out.
Recommended. By rocks.
Your rock
€1.99
Once. Lasts 340 million years.
4 weeks free. Then €1.99 – otherwise it goes behind glass. It waits. It is good at that.
At launch: founder eyes for the first rocks. Never again.
Payment: Card, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay · Subscriptions, adverts, trackers, AI: none · All prices
All prices are final prices. In accordance with § 19 UStG (German VAT Act), no value added tax is charged.
Give nothing. Beautifully wrapped.
- In the app: “Give a rock”. The recipient’s e-mail address, a few words.
- €1.99. Once. With three eyes and no probation period.
- It arrives by e-mail. The recipient chooses the kind of rock (Stone Republic) and gives it a name.
Birthdays. Retirements. For people who already have everything. And too much to do.
Testimonials
Exclusively from rocks.
“…”
— Rock #00412, Germany “…”
— Rock #10077, São Paulo “Lay there.”
— Rock #00003, whereabouts unknown “Iacuit.”
— Rock #00001
What can your rock do? Nothing.